I Finally Learned Her Name, but I Still Hate Her

Things I learned about Amy while watching MissAdvised last night:

                  #1 Her name
                  #2 She chews her gum with her mouth open like a cow
                  #3 Girl has SERIOUS issues with food
                  #4 She only wears heels, which makes me think she is short/insecure
                  #5 She quotes Patti Stanger when she is working
                  #6 She's kind of stupid and likes to label people
                  #7 We could never be friends (see numbers 2-6)

I spent part of the episode feeling bad for Julia-- she really likes this guy and just wanted him at her party. However, girl needs to chill. Did she really expect him to just hop a flight (even if it is only a one hour flight) just to come to a dinner party? Take a breath, yes you want to see him, no it doesn't mean he doesn't like you.
But how cute was it when he showed up? She FELL on the floor she was so excited. Adorable.

Emily really does want to settle down, and everyone around her knows it. She just needs to admit it to herself, give up her sex talk show (which is turning off the right guys) and find a good guy. I'm routing for this girl. Although I am curious to how old she is since everyone keeps referencing her biological clock. I'm thinking 37. Guesses?

Back to Amy, since I hate her more than [almost] anyone else on reality TV, (I'm looking at you Teresa Guidice). That painfully awkward client meeting-- learn to drop things and talk about them later. She clearly wasn't taking any of your comments about how hard it is to get back into dating, let it go and let her make a couple mistakes so she is more open to hearing you. Also, take the nice gesture at the door, don't criticize the poor woman as you're running out.
Now, everyone take a breath. She totally got attacked at the party and handled it kind of well. She tried to avoid the confrontation, but talk a little quieter in a room full of people, just saying.
And within minutes I hated her again when she answered "I don't know what you wear apple picking" when that guy asked her out. Really? Have you never been outside? Is that how you respond to being asked out? Who are you?
Date could have been cute, except she wore 4 inch heels, kept talking about how she was  breaking all her rules, and how she was going to have a "cheat day." I wanted to reach through my TV and slap her. She couldn't eat and apple and a piece of pumpkin pie-- she could only have one. Girl has issues. I had 2 bowls of ice cream last night and you know how I feel about that? Awesome.

Can we replace Amy for season 2, if there is a season 2. Dear God please let there be a season 2 just so I can continue to feel better about my dating life.

And where is season 2 of Most Eligible Dallas? I want more Courtney-isms!!

So, who watched last night and what did you think?? Please tell me you all hate Amy as much as I do.

Steph