Better Late than Never

I know I'm a day late on this post, but I decided to spend the day at the beach and neglected you.

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I'm sorry, don't hate me.

Now on to this week's MissAdvised. It was just so good.

Let's start with Julia because that girl is all kinds of crazy-- in a fun way. She had a date with a guy she found a Facebook and messaged because she thought his pictures looked fun. Umm, that doesn't scream crazy stalker at all. So she plans a date that even her friends try and talk her out of-- "PROM." Now I love Prom, and am kind of sad colleges don't have one, but I would never make a guy put on a tux for a first date. Actually, I'm going to have no say in what a guy wears on the first date because HE SHOULD PLAN IT. Seriously, is she ever going to let the guy plan the date? At least she didn't beg this one for a kiss.
Although the previews do show her freaking out on the phone next week...

Then we have Emily. Okay, you know people think you're kind of a slutty mess (no judgement, just be safe) when even your friends are setting you up with people in "open relationships." I'm kind of feeling bad for the poor girl because I really do think she just wants to find a guy to settle down with. But I also feel like she did this to herself when she put her sex life in the public forum. At least she didn't say "yes" to some creepy guy this week.

And that leaves the frigid bitch in New York. I honestly don't know her name because I'm too busy making sure I'm not that uptight. I love that she had a stylist come plan her outfit so her boy wouldn't  think the way she dresses make her high maintenance. Because using a stylist screams low-key right? I also kind of love that he dumped her for being crazy. I mean, she yelled at him for not texting her for ONE DAY, after they had had ONE DATE. I give him credit for finishing that date and not disappearing right then. The fact she thinks her actions were even close to acceptable is terrifying to me. She just needs some rich older investment banker type to fund her high maintenance lifestyle. Leave the good looking late 20s guys to me.

Another week with the relationship experts and I feel so much better about myself, even if the mid-west keeps stealing my boys.

Steph